A "heads up" for you and any friends you have who may be regular Home Depot customers.
Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you.
Here's how the scam works:
Two seriously good-looking 18 or 19-year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping in the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot.
You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.
I had my wallet stolen April 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, three times just yesterday, and very likely again this upcoming weekend.
Again - please beware
Posted by yakuza at May 23, 2006 11:20 AM | TrackBackwhat home depot is this? I wanna get scamzorz
Posted by: OMG at October 5, 2006 03:03 PMNow Thats Just Not Right!!!!
Posted by: Agatha Miller at December 25, 2006 06:11 PMNow that just is Right!!!
Posted by: Yep at January 3, 2007 10:47 AMHow many times do you allow this to happen to yourself...PERV
Posted by: tom at September 24, 2007 04:44 PMThe article itself may be the most brilliant piece of viral marketing I've ever seen!
// Going to home depot, hope to get some wood
i am so glad that im not the only one to have fallen for this
Posted by: Jamie at February 23, 2008 02:10 PMwallets are cheap, girls are more expensive. Adding costs and benefits, if you're ahead then do it.
Posted by: qqq at February 23, 2008 05:14 PMJust stop shopping at Home Depot and, ... ah, give me your wallet and I will go for you.
Posted by: j at February 23, 2008 05:21 PMtom, you have no idea how to handle a joke's punchline, do you?
very clever, I got a chuckle out of it.
Posted by: Andrew at February 23, 2008 05:28 PMSo you let this happen how many times? And you still haven't learned?
Two words...
Douche. Bag.
I hope you find your wallet. retrace your steps.
Posted by: Wriston at February 23, 2008 06:01 PMhow many wallets do you own?
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Posted by: CARLS JUNIOR at February 23, 2008 06:58 PMyou can get wallets at the Dollar Store...
Posted by: F F Flintstone at February 23, 2008 07:01 PMDamn, I wanna get my wallet stolen...
Posted by: nicee at February 23, 2008 07:10 PMOh my god I loved this, funny
Posted by: melon at February 23, 2008 07:28 PMHey is there a upper limit to this? A cheap wallet is only 10$ but a BJ is more than 50$ in NYC
Posted by: Peep at February 23, 2008 07:30 PMGoodbye Lowes and hello Home Depot!
Posted by: theKing at February 23, 2008 08:17 PMhey tom, of course he's a perv, that's the point of the article. TARD
Posted by: tom is retarded at February 23, 2008 08:34 PMDude, what state are you in..
1. Fake wallet, with a ID picture drawn on line paper
2. Hide money in sock.
4. Recieve mouth sex
You're disgusting and a bad person. I'm helplessly devoted to to not liking you one small bit - PERRRRRVvV that is the truth their can't be enough. I'm angrY over this. Those girls could have been my wife!
Posted by: Muhamad at February 23, 2008 08:37 PMDude! Warning, NSFW!
Posted by: Warning NSFW at February 23, 2008 08:52 PMI've only got two dollars on me, will they still rob me?
Posted by: bigstud at February 23, 2008 09:34 PMI don't have back seats :-/
Posted by: eric at February 23, 2008 09:58 PMYes you are right. Like the say, if happens to me, it happens to ME (AGAIN N AGAIN)!!!
BASTARD
Funny thing is that I posted a similar letter to my own blog about Costco. My wife read it and boy was she angry!!!!!!
Posted by: s at February 23, 2008 11:22 PMI'm buying wallets tomorrow.
Posted by: Joe B at February 23, 2008 11:39 PMfucken awesome
Posted by: g0dzirra at February 24, 2008 03:30 AMMan, I hate when that happens.
Posted by: David B. at February 24, 2008 11:39 AMi don't think 'tom' gets the joke, or maybe he does?
Posted by: jarred at February 24, 2008 12:32 PMI guess this a joke, right?
Posted by: Fasting at February 24, 2008 12:56 PMwhy is he a perv for enjoying what EVERYONE in the fucking world does... go ahead and try and say you don't like sex if you do your not human... so STFU on you little high horse.
-your freindly neighborhood lesbian ;)
Posted by: Way to go! at February 26, 2008 08:33 AMLOL
Posted by: Hesus Barrera at February 26, 2008 10:25 AMI want to confirm this, it has happened to me to, in the exaxt same way at least 25 times. Guess I never learn
Posted by: Captain Kinky at February 26, 2008 11:06 AMCan't you people feel compassion for this poor man? Can't you see that he's suffered enough without your brash comments about his situation? I for one have also been affected by this malicious scam. I believe it was February 1, 5, 6, 7, yesterday, and plans for St. Patty's Day.
He's right, though. Beware!
Posted by: firestorm69 at February 26, 2008 01:37 PMG0 MINERS!
Posted by: UTEP RULEZ at February 26, 2008 06:29 PM