May 23, 2006

Home Depot Scam

A "heads up" for you and any friends you have who may be regular Home Depot customers.

Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you.

Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 18 or 19-year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping in the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot.

You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen April 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, three times just yesterday, and very likely again this upcoming weekend.

Again - please beware

Posted by yakuza at May 23, 2006 11:20 AM | TrackBack
Comments

what home depot is this? I wanna get scamzorz

Posted by: OMG at October 5, 2006 03:03 PM

Now Thats Just Not Right!!!!

Posted by: Agatha Miller at December 25, 2006 06:11 PM

Now that just is Right!!!

Posted by: Yep at January 3, 2007 10:47 AM

How many times do you allow this to happen to yourself...PERV

Posted by: tom at September 24, 2007 04:44 PM

The article itself may be the most brilliant piece of viral marketing I've ever seen!

// Going to home depot, hope to get some wood


Posted by: justinb at February 23, 2008 12:55 PM

i am so glad that im not the only one to have fallen for this

Posted by: Jamie at February 23, 2008 02:10 PM

wallets are cheap, girls are more expensive. Adding costs and benefits, if you're ahead then do it.

Posted by: qqq at February 23, 2008 05:14 PM

Just stop shopping at Home Depot and, ... ah, give me your wallet and I will go for you.

Posted by: j at February 23, 2008 05:21 PM

tom, you have no idea how to handle a joke's punchline, do you?

very clever, I got a chuckle out of it.

Posted by: Andrew at February 23, 2008 05:28 PM

So you let this happen how many times? And you still haven't learned?
Two words...
Douche. Bag.

Posted by: Dumb at February 23, 2008 05:54 PM

I hope you find your wallet. retrace your steps.

Posted by: Wriston at February 23, 2008 06:01 PM

how many wallets do you own?

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Posted by: CARLS JUNIOR at February 23, 2008 06:58 PM

you can get wallets at the Dollar Store...

Posted by: F F Flintstone at February 23, 2008 07:01 PM

Damn, I wanna get my wallet stolen...

Posted by: nicee at February 23, 2008 07:10 PM

Oh my god I loved this, funny

Posted by: melon at February 23, 2008 07:28 PM

Hey is there a upper limit to this? A cheap wallet is only 10$ but a BJ is more than 50$ in NYC

Posted by: Peep at February 23, 2008 07:30 PM

Goodbye Lowes and hello Home Depot!

Posted by: theKing at February 23, 2008 08:17 PM

hey tom, of course he's a perv, that's the point of the article. TARD

Posted by: tom is retarded at February 23, 2008 08:34 PM

Dude, what state are you in..

1. Fake wallet, with a ID picture drawn on line paper
2. Hide money in sock.
4. Recieve mouth sex

Posted by: rofl at February 23, 2008 08:36 PM

You're disgusting and a bad person. I'm helplessly devoted to to not liking you one small bit - PERRRRRVvV that is the truth their can't be enough. I'm angrY over this. Those girls could have been my wife!

Posted by: Muhamad at February 23, 2008 08:37 PM

Dude! Warning, NSFW!

Posted by: Warning NSFW at February 23, 2008 08:52 PM

I've only got two dollars on me, will they still rob me?

Posted by: bigstud at February 23, 2008 09:34 PM

I don't have back seats :-/

Posted by: eric at February 23, 2008 09:58 PM

Yes you are right. Like the say, if happens to me, it happens to ME (AGAIN N AGAIN)!!!
BASTARD

Posted by: noname at February 23, 2008 11:05 PM

Funny thing is that I posted a similar letter to my own blog about Costco. My wife read it and boy was she angry!!!!!!

Posted by: s at February 23, 2008 11:22 PM

I'm buying wallets tomorrow.

Posted by: Joe B at February 23, 2008 11:39 PM

fucken awesome

Posted by: g0dzirra at February 24, 2008 03:30 AM

Man, I hate when that happens.

Posted by: David B. at February 24, 2008 11:39 AM

i don't think 'tom' gets the joke, or maybe he does?

Posted by: jarred at February 24, 2008 12:32 PM

I guess this a joke, right?

Posted by: Fasting at February 24, 2008 12:56 PM

why is he a perv for enjoying what EVERYONE in the fucking world does... go ahead and try and say you don't like sex if you do your not human... so STFU on you little high horse.

-your freindly neighborhood lesbian ;)

Posted by: Way to go! at February 26, 2008 08:33 AM

LOL

Posted by: Hesus Barrera at February 26, 2008 10:25 AM

I want to confirm this, it has happened to me to, in the exaxt same way at least 25 times. Guess I never learn

Posted by: Captain Kinky at February 26, 2008 11:06 AM

Can't you people feel compassion for this poor man? Can't you see that he's suffered enough without your brash comments about his situation? I for one have also been affected by this malicious scam. I believe it was February 1, 5, 6, 7, yesterday, and plans for St. Patty's Day.

He's right, though. Beware!

Posted by: firestorm69 at February 26, 2008 01:37 PM

G0 MINERS!

Posted by: UTEP RULEZ at February 26, 2008 06:29 PM
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