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Giant grass eating bird

I woke up this morning, got all ready for work, and then got into my car. Not such a big deal, and nothing too aberrant from the norm. However, as soon as I started driving, I noticed that there was an absolutely enormous spot of bird dung on my windshield. I'm really not sure of what kind of bird (or what size bird) takes dumps like this, but the thing must be huge! It looks like the turd bomb was made of all grass though, so maybe it was a flying grasseater bird. Or maybe a flying plu-lakka-lakka. In real life, chances are it's a Canada goose.

That's a Starbucks Venti Americano (my drink of choice) in the picture.